(The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of Windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.)
Hobo:	Which is the better time to read Dostoyevsky? Winter?
(He sprays the Windex.)
Or Spring?
(He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.)
Japanese girl:	Spring!
Hobo:	You are correct.
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